I need help

I didn’t take the time to do this completely right, but you get the idea…
(Note: A double-e, or EE, is an Electrical Engineer.)

On the last day-last-week my double-e said to me:
“Vid-e-o, On, Mon-, day!”
On the first day-this-week I looked for my double-e
But, he disappeared.
On the second day-this-week, my double-e said to me:
“Video, this after-noon.”
On the same day-this-week I said to my double-e:
“Dentist, this after-noon.”
On the third day-this-week, my double-e said to me:
“Video, this after-noon.”
On the fourth day-this-week, my double-e said to me:
“Video, this after-noon.”
Later, same day, my double-e said to me:
“It, Wont, Fit. I need-a-bigger-part.”
On the last day-this-week, my double-e will-be-gone.
And part is UPS-RED.
“On the first day-next-week,” my double-e said to me,
“We should have it for real.”
“On the second day-next-week,” I said to my double-e,
“My, vacation, starts.”
On the fourth day-this-week, I said to my co-worker:
“Learn how this works,
On the second day-next-week, you may need to finish it.”
“Then, we’re done wait-ing!”

Posted Friday, July 12th, 2002 under Humor, War Story.

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